🍂 Roast Responsibly
A Snack Spiral Confession & A poetic HTML zine
1. Opening the Bottle
A humble twist.
A harmless handful.
A promise: “Just a few.”
2. The Crunch Awakens
Salt.
Memory.
Satisfaction lives between molar and mind.
3. Jaw Negotiations Begin
“You’re not even chewing,”
says the phantom dentist inside my skull.
“Just… crushing.”
4. The Sacred Idea
Salt water.
Roast revival.
Make them better —
then maybe I won’t eat them all?
5. The Dangerous Batch
Oven sings.
Seeds crackle.
I taste the future and it tastes like a mistake I’ll make again.
6. The Final Kernel
Regret, toasted.
Joy, salted.
Bottle hidden.
(Or maybe… just a few more.)
🌱 Pumpkin Seed Nutrition Facts (for real)
- Rich in Magnesium — great for stress relief and muscle recovery.
- High in Zinc — supports immune strength and mood regulation.
- Loaded with Antioxidants — to help your body fight inflammation.
- Good fats + protein = satiety and stable energy.
- Mental boost? Tryptophan can help with sleep and calm.
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Please roast responsibly.
from the Undercrunch archives — intercepted broadcast imagery, artist unknown